
Working with web designers stinks.
Locked into a contract. Nothing to show for it.
Month to month. Cancel with a text.
They build it, then hold your domain.
Your domain and your photos are yours from day one.
Big promises. Nothing delivered.
I don't promise a Google spot or a call count.
No person on the other end.
One person. No account manager. No call center. You call, you get me.
Pitches you never asked for.
If it's not for you, say so and that's the end of it.
Three vendors. Nothing connects.
One person builds your site, fixes your Google profile and cleans up your Facebook page.
If you do it yourself
What a septic website needs
Six things. Three jobs. Check your own site against them tonight.
Found
- Your name, your town and “septic pumping” before anyone scrolls.
- The towns you really serve, one per line.
Trusted
- Your reviews on the page, word for word.
- Your truck and your name, with hours that match Google.
Reached
- A call button that stays in reach.
- A second door for the pump-out that's just due.
Do it yourself with the checklist. Or I handle it: $750 to build, $150 a month, cancel any time. Your domain stays yours.
If I handle it
No catch. Here's the deal.
Real numbers after the fact, not a promise up front.
$750 setup
$150 a month
$375 when you say yes, $375 when your site goes live. Month to month.
Reminder texts to your past customers come later. Ask me at day 60.
What you get
The site
Your towns, your services, your photos. Made to read on a phone, with your number one tap away.
Your Google profile fixed
Hours, services, towns and photos set right at launch, pointed at your new site.
Your Facebook page cleaned up
Same phone, hours and photos as the site, so people don't find two different stories.
Hosting and small changes
New hours or a new photo? Text me and I change it. A new page or feature is separate work. I say the price first.
Print, too
Need a review card for the truck? A reminder postcard for past customers? A one-page handout that explains pumping to a homeowner? Ask. If you let me reuse the design for other septic companies, the design costs you nothing. Printing is at the print shop's price. If it's yours alone, it's day-rate work and I say the number first.
Does it cost anything to look?
Nothing. The sample is one page I made for every septic company, with a checklist you can print. There's no tracking on it, so I won't know whether you looked. If it's not for you, say so and that's the end of it.
How much is it?
$750 to build it, half when you say yes and half when it goes live. Then $150 a month to keep it running. It starts the day your site goes live. Month to month. It's in writing before any money moves.
Am I locked in?
Month to month. No long-term commitment. To cancel, text or email me the date you want it to stop.
Who owns it?
Your domain and your photos are yours from day one. The site comes down when the payments stop, and I hand you the site files at no charge. Hosting them after that is your cost.
What if I change my mind?
I start building 48 hours after your first payment clears. Change your mind before then and the first half of setup comes back in full. After that, it doesn't.
Will I be number one on Google?
I won't promise where you show up on Google. I won't promise a map spot or a call count. Sixty days after launch you get a count of how many people tapped to call you from Google and the site.
From the sample to live
- Today
Say so.
You've seen the sample. If you want one with your name and your trucks on it, text me.
- Same day
Half to start.
Half the setup when you say yes. The other half when the site goes live.
- Clock starts
Send me three things.
- Your Google listing: you add me as a manager, or I do it while you watch.
- The towns you cover and the services you want listed.
- Five to ten photos of the trucks or the jobs.
- Day 14
Live within
14 daysThe clock starts when I have those three things, not the day you pay. Google decides how fast it verifies a profile. If it stalls, the site still goes live on day 14 and the profile fix follows.
Reach me today
Text is fastest. I answer my own texts, usually within the hour.
Hagerstown, Maryland. Septic companies in Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia and West Virginia.
20+ years serving the trades
No card or text from me yet? The sample and the checklist are yours anyway. Start there.



